Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
