Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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