Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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