Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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