Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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