i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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