I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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