terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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