We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Someone signed my nipple.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
