He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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