There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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