More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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