its not stalking. its research.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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