when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i think i just lost a toe
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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