are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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