he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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