we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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