She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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