The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
