I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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