We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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