How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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