i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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