I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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