I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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