New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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