Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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