The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
