i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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