the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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