Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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