Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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