Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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