I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize