we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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