Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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