i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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