I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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