Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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