covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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