Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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