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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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