imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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