Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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