its not stalking. its research.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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