And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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