Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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