Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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