It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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