My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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