I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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