Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need water and some morals
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Randomize
