So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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