Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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