This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Dear god my vagina.
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