I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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