don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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